on the bathroom floor

Man it's so late.
Ha ha haw. So wtf happened today.
Cheers to the Epic FAIL, friends. No use stealing a shirt or trying to lie through our teeths.
Still, things end well and happily somehow, somehow, and we get the warm glowy feelings in our hearts.

So tired.
I wonder if it was true how the first man created felt lonely, needed some companion. How do you even recognize the lack of something if you've never seen or felt it before. How did you know you needed someone around. You didn't even know the person, there's no freaking person to miss. You didn't need anyone. You should've just lived and died. Now you've caused this huge headache, you think it's cool, you think people are happy. Well no one else gets it as easy as you in case you didn't notice. Unlike you who waswerewhatever spoonfeddd, we're the result of a thousand alterations, looking for friends and companions from a pool of a thousand more alterations. You bloody try. Ha ha haw again.