on the bathroom floor

So today we had Aloha, Cooler-than-cool and Strawberry something which tasted very weird so I pretended that it was an exotic drink from an exotic place and it tasted much better. Mind over matter.

So I fell sick 2 days ago because I forced myself to stay up late to watch my dad's black and white Audrey Hepburn film[s]. All her bloody fault.

Woke up feeling like crap. Saw the doc and he prescribed me with STRONG antibiotics cuz the normal ones would be no match for the madness in my body. My mother paid for it merrily and then as if I didn't already know she had to tell me all about how this antibiotics would screw me over for life. Thanks mom.

Arrrgh. My brain has been melted to mush and frozen back solid again. I think.

And a tip to any teacher who wants to 'see [somebody] after this' in a large echo-y hall: Would you mind actually going over to the person and whispering it in his/her ear instead of saying it across the place and scaring the shit outta innocent souls, causing them to hyperventilate for 5-10 minutes straight, breaking their mental swearing quota while thinking of excuses and 'bite-me' defiant faces should they not work out? I'm serious man!

Yes.