on the bathroom floor

So there are different types of people on this earth. [Duh]. Now there are the dirties, the okays and the plain bloody darn impeccables. I've never been an impeccable [yeah the grammar is screwed] and actually I'm pretty jealous of these people. I use impeccable not just to suggest that these people are very neat and clean, but that they are neat and clean in every single aspect of life.

Have you met someone who seems to be able to sail through everything without even breaking a sweat? Or someone who always seems to know everything and you always trust that they're right? Well I certainly have and do. I'll always remember those times in Kindergarten where we played those damn colouring games on computers and I was the only loser who couldn't colour inside the lines and was s-o vulgar because "stupid" and "marry" apparently were swear words.

Ever since then, every twist and turn felt wrong and silly as compared to others who sailed through smoothly. After a certain age, everything just seems to crumble down. And the rule is that something HAS to go wrong. If nothing goes wrong then you'll just have to suffer the wait for something to go wrong. Something really stupid happened to me during the class party and it is just way too embarrassing to express and when it happened of course I was pissed but also relieved that well, that is it then.

So yes. I know it's just me but I always feel like I have been left out of some very important rule book or announcement to teach you how to live your life. I don't know if it's something to be proud of. Hm.

P.S. icepath if you're reading this, promise I'll do the quiz soon.